WHY UR MAN DON'T GIVE U HOT

                                      

                                                                       FUNNY BUT TRUE
Hello ladies in the house.If your man lives Nigeria and been experiencing loss of libido and sexual appetite,look no further.It may not be what you are thinking......he's not cheating!
Recent studies confirmed a new rare disease called OWOKOSIS.
It's a loss of sexual interest due to weak economy.
The research has shown that due to the proximity of the male reproductive organ and his pocket,the penis is the first to notice when the pocket is empty, and subsequently begins to shut down gradully.
Lose no hope of recovery however.If you want your man in full action,all you need to do is to put some money in his pocket. Yes,inside his pocket and you see the effect immediately. There are no side effect to this treatment and it's far better than viagra.
                         
                                  Do you agree to this one.............only for the married folks sha ooooo!!!

Avoid HEART ATTACK cont....

d) Continue the breathe deep and hard cough repeatedly about every two seconds without letting up until help arrives or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

NOTE: Deep breathe gets oxygen into the lungs,while coughing movement squeeze the heart and keep blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, the victims to a hospital.


Thanks for your time.

Avoid HEART ATTACK Death

         CONFIRMED AUTOPSY!!!
1. Let's say is 7:25 and you are going home (alone of course) after an unusual hard day on the job.
2. You're really tired,upset and frustrated
3. Suddenly you start experiencing SEVERE PAIN YOUR CHEST that starts to drag out into arm and up to your jaw. Yet you are 3km from hospital nearest to your location
4. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far.
5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who thought the course did not tell you how to perform it on yuorself.

                                   HOW TO SURVIVE IT.
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help,the person whose heart is beating improperly who begin to feel faint,has only about 10seconds consciousness.
However,these victims can help themselves by:
a) Coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
b) A deep breathe should be taken after each cough
c) Cough must be deep and prolonged
                                               To be continued later, thanks.